A friend of mine is a Real Person In Chemistry, and he waves his hands and makes magical chemically goodness happen, and he has one of those toys, and I like run-on sentences, and yeah. There are so many possibilities for a microwave gun. The world is suddenly so much more awesome with the knowledge that microwave guns exist and are a thing.
There are also microwave drills that accidentally create ball lightning.
there is also a cute cat avatar that runs around and kills liars by shooting a variety of elemental balls out of its mouth…..
I must have one.
Unfortunately there is no fission toaster. Though I’m not sure I’d want to eat that toast anyways.
MMmmm, fission toast, the best kind of toast.
So, where is Kali getting fuel for her toaster
Oh pfft! Thats nothing next to my sub-space tea cosy!
My new fission toaster will well match my nuclear coffee.
MrGBH, you shouldn’t eat fission toast. I’ve heard that eating it makes you invisible. How would passersby see you making funny faces at them? D:
mrgbh would tape pieces of paper with funny faces on them to his/her’s face
@fan then how would s/he see?
@Randomthinker
I’d cut holes into the eyes. Don’t worry, I’ve got it all figured out.
(And I am a he, btw. My Avatar’s a pic of a character I had commissioned. You can see more of the artists work at http://www.dreamwatcher7.deviantart.com/ )
So what toys should Kali have? 😉
she should have death rays and doomsday machines!!!!
“omgoshpleasesaysheshouldhavedeathraysanddoomsdaymachines!!!!”
A guy I went to school with made himself one of those. He really liked the high voltage kind of stuff(as it was, he was going to have to do his final project in a different room than the rest of ours as there was a good chance it would fry some of the other projects). He used it once in the cafeteria and it was kind of funny how many people would go right into the beam to see the fluorescent bulb that was lighting up while it was just sitting on a chair.