I remember the first time some uncontrollable outside force affected my scholastic performance. I was not incredibly happy about that — thankfully, not as bad as poor Myra here. Being raised for success and sheltered from everything must really, really suck when something finally hits the fan and your safety net isn’t quite where it used to be.
Someone needs an oversized Teddy Bear
That is the absolute best poster.
Oh so true…
I want to give her a hug now. Despite how ditzy and forgetful and confused she can be. In fact, she needs a hug just for those reasons alone.
@Santa Clause
I don’t think she needs an oversized teddy bear. I think she needs an oversized My Little Pony (preferably a giant Pinkie Pie) and some heavy metal music to cheer her up…Like the song below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opB5anB5RkI
I went through over half of Secondary school (That’s like the English version of High school, but it lasts five years and ends at 16) with a perfect attendance record. But then I slipped and broke my arm whilst rollerblading (Not my fault, someone put a park bench in my way).
Okay, she needs comfort foods stat! Bring over some feel-good movie as well. Dang it, hurry it up to Warp Factor 10! My heart’s being tugged by her emotional gravity well!
That poster… she needs to call the Doctor, that’s it! Or at least, someone should shine a Sonic Screwdriver in her face and tap the Master’s drumbeat while playing the Doctor Who theme on the stereo. They probably have great surround sound.
/nuzzles/
Oh my. I just realized. She can’t get to her bed. THAT SUCKS.
@Mr.GBH: Park benches – more effective than arrows? You tell me…