Since Foam Brain has been doing their Kickstarter, I’ve been looking a little closer at this whole Kickstarter phenomenon. These are all real things from Kickstarter. Yeah.
The Foam Brain Kickstarter did awesome, by the way. Metal dice for the win!
EDIT: Since Sunday was Daylight Savings Time, please keep in mind that Enjuhneer’s auto update has been historically wonky after Daylight Savings Time. This will likely update around 1am on Monday instead of the scheduled midnight time. Thanks for your patience!
That open-source death star will be hard to build without government funding… https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/response/isnt-petition-response-youre-looking
Tails seems a little *TOO* excited about that open-source Death Star…
Oh hey I can see Kali, well, her shape at least.
KALI…IS THAT YOU!?
HOLY S@IT, I THINK THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION OF AWESOMENESS IN MY MIND!!!!
– Mr. Torgue
So I guess we do get an image of a “visible” Kali.
Well played Jenny, well played…
As for the Death-Star… why does this not surprise me?
That open-source death star will be hard to build without government funding… hxxps://petitions.whitehouse.gov/response/isnt-petition-response-youre-looking
Hah. Its totally better than a new outfit, although I imagine dousing oneself in glitter is less than comfortable.
Also you know you want to draw that last panel, even if you dont show it to us.
We, the Legal Team of the Torgue Corporation, have been asked to relay a message from our CEO and founder MR Ò‰ TORGUE, to a “F***IN COWARD CALLING HIMSELF MR. TORGUE”.
/quote
THIS WEAKASS PUNK IS RUINING MY BADASS NAME Ò‰ HE AIN’T EVEN USIN THE MANLIEST OF ALL PUNCTUATION MARKS, THE EXPLERIOD Ò‰ [Trademark of the Torgue Corporation, but I doubt he knows or cares] HIS BORING AS HELL EXCLAMATION MARKS ARE FOR NERD Ò‰ AND GRANDMAS Ò‰ OR PEOPLE NOT BADASS ENOUGH TO EXPLOD PEOPLE WITH THEIR WORDS ALONE Ò‰
/endquote
He then handed us a lemon and said “YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO Ò‰ ”
We’re not sure what any of this means, but we at the legal department took this to mean he wanted a cease and desist order sent out. We’re not sure how the lemon fits into all of this, but given his overall disposition, we suspect it involves explosions. Somehow.
AH HELL, IT’S YOU GUYS AGAIN Ò‰
YOU’RE THOSE MOTHERF!@#ERS THAT PUT THAT VOICEBOX IN Ò‰ WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!!??
ALSO, I USE EXPLERIODS WHENEVER I WANT TO! HELL, HERE’S A LINE OF EXPLERIODS FOR YOU, JUST TO PUT YOUR TOFU-EATING MINDS TO REST!!!!!!!!!
Ò‰ Ò‰ Ò‰ Ò‰ Ò‰ Ò‰ Ò‰ Ò‰ Ò‰ Ò‰ Ò‰
EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!!
– Mr. Torgue
Would you two be so kind as to take your argument elsewhere? You’re going to blow up my favorite comic at this rate!
If you don’t, I might have to ask my mentor Princess Celestia to banish you all to the moon!
@Princess Twilight Sparkle
NO, I’M NOT GOING TO STOP!
IN FACT, I THINK YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS, YOU SKAGLICKING PONY PRINCESS Ò‰
I THINK THAT YOU DON’T LIKE ME MUCH, AND YOU’LL DO ANYTHING YOU CAN TO GET ME KICKED OFF OF HERE Ò‰ Ò‰ Ò‰
– Mr. Torgue
@Mr. Torgue
Um… you’re not being very nice… and… um… you see… you’re scaring the animals… um… and… I would appreciate it very much… um… if you would… um… pleasestopyellingsoloud… meep!
People that sparkle like Kali in the twilight are a real rarity. Unless Kali is actually from the Crystal Empire, which wouldn’t surprise me in the least.
@Fluttershy & Spike the Dragon Knight
FLUTTERSHY, I’M NOT BEING MEAN Ò‰ THIS IS HOW I NORMALLY ACT!!! Ò‰
AND SPIKE, KALI’S NOT FROM THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE Ò‰ SHE JUST POURED GLITTER ALL OVER HERSELF, AND LOOKS LIKE A WALKING EXPLOSION RIGHT NOW!!!! Ò‰
– Mr. Torgue
Just testing to try to figure out why the comic hasn’t updated. If it doesn’t show up soon, I might need to call in the morning….
Looks like its off by 5 hours for some reason :/ We’ll fix this tomorrow, but in the meantime, enjoy the new comic at 5am Eastern 🙂