Discussion (7)¬

1. Fluttershy says:

   March 18, 2013 at 2:53 am

   Oh no, that poor defenseless centipede! How could you! You are a very bad person, Mr. Renold!

2. Mr. Torgue says:

   March 18, 2013 at 8:16 am

   @Fluttershy

   HE SHOULDN’T HAVE SQUISHED IT Ò‰ HE SHOULD HAVE MADE IT EXPLODE!! Ò‰ Ò‰
   – Mr. Torgue

3. Rubeus Hagrid says:

   March 18, 2013 at 6:14 pm

   @Mr. Torgue
   Might I be able to interest you in some animals I bred myself by crossing manticores and fire crabs? I call ’em Blast-Ended Skrewts, they have a habit of exploding a lot. Fully grown ones are big suckers, ten feet long, impervious to most magic and a tad ill-tempered.
   Some small purple reptilian creature claiming to be a dragon just asked if they can really explode twice, of course they can! They can explode as many times as they want over their lives, or even in a single day!
   I’ve got a clutch of about twenty Skrewt eggs I’m willing to part with for say… thirty galleons and a stiff drink, if you’re interested. You’d best hurry if you are, I’ve got a couple other buyers interested, some guy called Kalish who shoots crazy Muggle superhero types in brightly-colored spandex suits and a guy named Bay who claims to be trying to make one of those movie thingymabobbers that’s basically a four-hour-long explosion, both are at least as boom-happy as you are. Weird names those Muggles have.
   -Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts

4. Sejanoz says:

   March 18, 2013 at 8:05 pm

   Said it before & I’ll say it again: Renold is a jerk.

5. Andrew says:

   March 18, 2013 at 10:40 pm

   Testing the server timing….

6. Spike the Dragon Knight says:

   March 18, 2013 at 11:25 pm

   @Rubeus Hagrid
   Whhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????!!!!

7. Mr. Torgue says:

   March 18, 2013 at 11:57 pm

   @Rubeus Hagrid

   THOSE SKAGLICKERS DON’T KNOW EXPLOSIONS THE WAY I DO!! Ò‰ Ò‰

   AS FOR BUYING SOME OF THOSE EXPLODING CRITTERS….SURE, WHY THE F@CK NOT!! Ò‰ Ò‰

   OH, IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NEW TO DEFEND HOGWARTS WITH IN CASE THE NO-NOSE GUY SOMEHOW COMES BACK, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FINE ARMAMENT FROM THE TORGUE CORPORATION:

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boGF9Mc1B4A

   YOU’RE WELCOME!! Ò‰ Ò‰
   – Mr. Torgue